Q. What did the Old Lady Playing Keno in Las Vegas say to the aliens who abducted her?
A. "What? You don't have keno!? And you call yourself a superior life form!"
Q. What is the greatest honor that can be bestowed upon an Old Lady Playing Keno in Las Vegas?
A. Having her numbers retired.
Q. How many Old Ladies Playing Keno in Las Vegas does it take to change a light bulb?
A: 12, 47, 51, 62, 8
Q. What does an Old Lady Playing Keno in Las Vegas say when her friend wins?
A: "Beginner's luck!"
Q. What do Old Ladies Playing Keno in Las Vegas do to relax?
A: They play the nickel slots.
Q. What does an Old Lady Playing Keno in Las Vegas spend her winnings on?
A: Playing Keno!
Q. Why can't old ladies play Keno in space?
A: Because there's no gravity to make the balls fall out of the hopper.
